Slowpoke vs Gholdengo

13 dimensions. One winner.

1.2 m

Slowpoke

1.2 m

Gholdengo

1.7 m

You*

*if you are exactly 1.70 m. We checked.

9—6

Slowpoke takes the crown 9–6.

2 ties

Slowpoke	Dimension	Gholdengo
1.2 m	Height	1.2 m
36 kg	Weight	30 kg
21 kg/m³	Densityweight ÷ height³ — the "how is that physically possible" metric	17 kg/m³
90	HP	87
65	Attack	60
65	Defense	95
40	Sp. Attack	133
40	Sp. Defense	91
15	Speed	84
315	Base Stat Total	550
190	Catch Ratehigher = easier to catch	45
63	Base EXP Yield	275
20 cycles	Hatch Timelower = egg hatches faster	50 cycles
114	Moves Learned	47
2	Evolution Stages	2
Gen I	Debut Generationlower = debuted earlier	Gen IX
70	Base Friendship	50
50% ♂ / 50% ♀	Gender Ratio	Genderless

If they actually fought

Slowpokewaterpsychic

Gholdengosteelghost

Gholdengo hits 2× while taking 1× (best STAB multiplier)

Slowpoke

Gholdengo