Poipole vs Tandemaus

13 dimensions. One winner.

0.6 m

Poipole

0.3 m

Tandemaus

1.7 m

You*

*if you are exactly 1.70 m. We checked.

9—6

Poipole takes the crown 9–6.

2 ties

Poipole	Dimension	Tandemaus
0.6 m	Height	0.3 m
1.8 kg	Weight	1.8 kg
8 kg/m³	Densityweight ÷ height³ — the "how is that physically possible" metric	67 kg/m³
67	HP	50
73	Attack	50
67	Defense	45
73	Sp. Attack	40
67	Sp. Defense	45
73	Speed	75
420	Base Stat Total	305
45	Catch Ratehigher = easier to catch	150
189	Base EXP Yield	61
120 cycles	Hatch Timelower = egg hatches faster	10 cycles
37	Moves Learned	49
2	Evolution Stages	2
Gen VII	Debut Generationlower = debuted earlier	Gen IX
0	Base Friendship	50
Genderless	Gender Ratio	Genderless

If they actually fought

Poipolepoison

Tandemausnormal

Even — both hit for 1× (best STAB multiplier)

Poipole

Tandemaus